But how can we turn them off?
Is it some form of guillotine, or woodchipper? Buried alive with flesh eating bugs? HOW??

I sure hope no one defiles that shitty statue. Or rip it down. That would be hilarious, whoops, I mean terrible!

I did this online the other week. After finally finding what I needed I tried to order and got that bullshit.

After trying to buy about £4000 worth of stuff I then find I can’t checkout as a guest and need to download an app and sign up.
I email to ask if I can just buy it as a guess and get a “Yeah, sure, just email with a list and we’ll invoice you” type reply.
I’m about to do it when I realise I’m the one jumping through hoops here, and it’s all bullshit. If they can do the guest thing through email then should give you the option on the website.

I order it from a competitor. It’s a bit more expensive, but only slightly. And no hoops or bullshit to contend with.

Ok, firstly anyone who works for that obese, stinking, stumbling barrel of orange child raping scabies does not have friends. At best they only have acquaintances that tolerate them.

So does she honestly think these reporter people are her friends? Or does she know that they are using her just as much as she’s using them?

NO! IT’S TIME TO NOT HAVE A WAR WITH IRAN …AGAIN.

He was secreting diarrhea out of his mouth for years before he turned into another liquid secretion device called The Amazing Human Fountain.

Wow, yet another ruling for the king Paedo and the Order of the Orange Child Rapist to totally ignore without any further consequences.

I wonder if anyone in that regime will ever feel any justice? I know that fat old dementia riddled cunt won’t, and I’m now pretty sure the rest of the sycophants and enablers won’t either.

Well done, americans, you’ve really shown the rest of the world.
However I’ve no real idea what you’ve shown them, but I know it’s not a good thing and that you’ve deffo shown them something.

Ha, those two big boobed ‘personal assistants’ don’t do that massage shit for free or ‘exposure’. They are getting seriously paid.

Yes, they do look desperate and stupid sitting behind those fat hairy old parasites but I bet they are each getting far farrrrr more cash in their accounts every day/week/month than the average person.

Twice.
TWICE

The first time was moronic, but the second is unforgivable. Just unforgivable.

Jokes on you. Ignition coils are my jam… my sexy, sexy jam!!!

If you don’t actually want doughy mice, (mmmmm, yum), then the word you’re looking for is bred.

Wait, can we do this?

Crikey, that parasite is really going to be really upset about my "guillotine the rich’ policy!!

Though there’s a lot to be said about the “woodchipper the rich” argument…

Fuck you and stfu.
And get your cock out and fuck my mouth if you like it so much…but don’t touch my hair or so help me!!!

Also, I’m not gay.

Bring lube, just in case.

I’M NOT GAY!

The most important thing is that the orange child rapist gets his jollies off by murdering people. The ineffective drug thingy stuff is fluff.

The original controller was great for its innovation. Especially when you got used to it all.

However, the build quality was very lacklustre. The back paddle on mine died in about 200 hours of gaming. After I fixed that the shoulder button went after another 100 or so hours. Fixed that. But within about 500 hours it was totally dead.

Whereas the 2nd hand ds4 I got from eBay that I fitted with my custom made back paddles gave me 2000 hours of rocket league before I had to do any tinkering.
I did over 4000 hours of RL in total and only had to replace the left thumbstick and put o rings over the shoulder button internals.

Do I want the new steam controller, yes. Would I buy one, no.

Oysters? All I see are beautiful flowers opening to accept the deep thrusts of sunlight!!!

No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that’s frowned upon!!!

Wholly disagree.

Starting a war to distract from decades of child rape is an entirely different level of disgusting.

I detest both of the warmongers, but I detest the child raping warmonger a whole lot more.

I’ve got something like this…
https://www.halfords.com/tools/power-tools-and-accessories/power-tool-accessories/halfords-drill-pump-for-water-and-diesel-808574.html

Quick, easy, and no horrible tastes left in the mouth.