This song isn’t!

Sloan - I’m The Other Man

Do you want to hear a TCP joke?

Lloll

I don’t think it can be constant time. Accessing a heap is O(log n), isn’t it?

HTML = hit mill
It’s like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)

HTTP = hitch tip
It’s the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill

I’ve got a relevant SMBC for that

I cannot avoid reading that as “Je-sucks”

I didn’t actually try it, that’s just the joke that’s floating around. “GNU HURD, like GTA6, will never be finished.”

For all I know, it’s still in beta stage, even if it is usable.

Then he brings a wrench

I’m interested in other DEs, i swear! I just don’t use them, or like them!

Replace Linux with NetBSD, and then I’ll just put my entire hand on the touchscreen

Probably would also work with Linux

The year is 5495. HURD will probably be complete by then.

Point your rhetorical weapons somewhere else!

And try to aim them, and form coherent paragraphs.

I tried to make a joke, how is that cause for attack?

If I wanted a rapid and accelerated vision, I would ask a speed skater

And you can’t forget the BIOS password

Did this get partially erased at one point?

At least “it’s photoshop” isn’t a direct insult used as a blunt attack, like “slop” is!

I’d say that amygdala is regular sized, since it’s activating a fight response

I used to be able to. Then I got a new computer… and I was still able to.

Then a few months later my typo rate increased, correcting them quickly got harder, and I derailed more often. (How do I fiz my jeyboarf?) Sometimes it feels like I’m derailed even when I’m not.

QWERTY only, I have never even seen a physical Dvorak keyboard, or any other layout.

It’s an init system for an init system.