Have fun in Eagle Hell!

Filthy infidel! The only true god is the Eagle God, that nobody has thought about in 37.000 years!

But he makes them feel good about being assholes, which is why they like him.

And yet the morons keep worshipping him.

If there is a god, what’s the chance that you have the “correct” one of all the religions ever invented? If you go to hell for following the “wrong” religion your chance of going to hell is much higher than of hitting the jackpot.

American is a race? Interesting.

Poor thing did nothing to deserve this!

How much is that in AR-15s?

That’s exactly my point. While this may make sense for your average fast food loving American, it just doesn’t in the rest of the world.

How much is that in football fields?

That’s what they want to make you think.

Anything but metric.

The US Republicans have been the death party for a very long time. All of their policies are designed to get people killed.

We don’t need healthcare as long as the rich can play golf.

systemd haters are the antivaxxers of the Linux world. There. I’m sure this statement won’t lead to any heated discussion at all.

And will they learn anything from that? Certainly not.

And they poop into our drinking water, the lazy fuckers.

He’s not quite king yet.

These headlines are so fucking dumb. They’ve crossed all the lines long ago. And the media have been complicit from day one.

Of course. Just do the North Korean approach and shoot the infected. Problem solved.