Greatest plot twist in history.

“We ordered the chief pimp to investigate the sex trafficking scandal.” Sure, what could go wrong?

I can fix her!

Definitely Mint.

Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

The most dramatic blunder yet. Tomorrow there’ll be a bigger one.

It would be the biggest self-own in history but apparently the yanks are into that these days.

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No, it’s the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

For your birthday, I’ll get you a very special gift: an egg.

They’re very efficient at destroying the country.

Took me far too long to figure out they’re not attacking Sue here.

I’d be even more concerned about who they’re adding to these things on purpose.

Fascists are always assholes first. The fascism only serves to rationalize the behaviour.

System works as designed. Americans voted a bunch of known obvious traitors into office. Now they’re selling out the country. What’s there to be surprised about?

It doesn’t matter because the rubes will vote for them anyway. They see it as a power move to spew utter nonsense and get away with it.

I second Mint. I’ve installed it on my laptop with zero issues, although that thing is pretty old so your mileage may vary on newer hardware. But mint comes with pretty up to date kernels these days so it’s definitely worth a try.

Where can I find this? I had a slice of rainbow cake the other day and I’m a little scared. Might be a good idea to keep the antidote ready.

It was obviously trained on content from Stack Overflow.

Donnie just found his new education secretary.