Let him “vibe-code” himself into a problem, then tell him you can’t fix the mess he done did.

Most computer engineers are only engineers in the original sense of railway engineer: they throw coal in the fire to run the engine.

Real engineers (with an engineering degree) are called “senior software engineer”

Can you repeat the question? I can’t hear a thing with that damn rock-n’-roll racket…

Computer architects are like real architects: they’re paid more to design buildings but they don’t know how to lay bricks.

True, true…

Extra sociopathic point for by finding the exact person who made your shoes in the third world country sweatshop and bringing them over on a work visa to work for you as a shoe-tyer

Surely that involves ordering a black man to do it for you using the N-word.

FACT: It is unconstitutional for a U.S. president to declare war without the approval of the Knesset

That’s factually incorrect: all the POTUS needs is the approval of the Israeli PM.

Ah right. I didn’t make the connection. I guess I don’t patronize PornHub enough 🙂

Jerusalem is the source of most of the world’s problems. It’s been an open-air madhouse for millenia, and it’s been spreading the madness liberally for the past two.

What’s wrong with it?
Genuinely curious: it doesn’t strike me as particularly strange…

Well quite. They’ve had a lot of free time since the end of the inquisition and after they were done helping Nazis escape to South America.

We’ve had plenty of cats, and most - if not all of them - simply didn’t care about toys: we’d buy them toys, they’d play with them for 10 seconds and then leave them there.

The difference with this one is, all our previous cats were free to go outside. All of them were very happy to bring us back dead mice and birds, much to our dismay. But none of them would fetch a fake critter over and over, and happily play with the same clearly-fake toys.

This one does because she’s never been outside: we currently live in a country that doesn’t allow free-roaming cats, so I don’t think she’s known anything other than fake prey before we adopted her. That’s why she still plays with her toys.

This will change in a 2 months though, as I’m having a large fenced-off park build in the backyard for her to catch some fresh air and enjoy a bit of nature lawfully. I fully expect her to abandon her toys once she discovers the real thing.

Why Not The Onion? This is hardly unbelievable. Perv priests are the main pre-Trump-Epstein pedo cover-up.

It’s not so much that ours plays fetch, it’s that she knows the toys don’t move on their own. So when she feels like playing, she picks one of her many toys strewn around the house and literally brings it to us to animate it.

If it’s a mouse like in this video, she expects us to throw it, and she brings it back as many times as she wants us to throw it again. If it’s a string-on-a-stick toy, we’re supposed to shake the thing at the end of the string and she pretends she doesn’t know it’s just us shaking the stick, until she gets tired.

All natural, free scratching post 🙂

In case you had any doubt what this whole Iran affair is really about…

How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented?

How many people died of car accidents before the car was invented?

And now she’s fully asleep. I guess we’ll eat leftovers tonight.

Dumb hick replaces dumb broad.
I’ll get the popcorn…