Dusty old bones
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Bird law is not governed by reason
Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.
I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means
Short men are men, not children
Are short women supposed to date children or something?
this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”
The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
“we do not accept $300 for less than $75”
“We do not accept $100 bills for orders less than $75”
Can you even do anything with just private keys? Is that not effectively the same as having someone’s account password without actually knowing their username?
Two DIMMs. Let’s go.
Smoke two meths before you smoke two meths, and then you smoke two more.
It makes those terrifying noises that dying helicopter passengers make.
Ecosia makes money when you click ads, not when you just see the ads, correct?
Like getting addicted to the effect of pills rather than the pill itself
what
She looks schifty five