Wife wanted to watch this last night. I said it looks boring.
But you know what, I might give it a go
Wife wanted to watch this last night. I said it looks boring.
But you know what, I might give it a go
I bet he will be getting all the sex abuse he can handle where he’s going
Same until the wife told me to take the drill out of the kitchen 😔
So I bought an electric one
If you want to reward me with chocolate buttons I’ll gladly accept
Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.
It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…
Sent this to my wife All I got was an “awwh cute”
Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!
But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit…not ours
Why not to have Bluetooth access?
Ah, I see you know your way around a calculator
And brutally honest is “I don’t like red carpet” while kicking your grandma?
I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch
Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag
100% of facts are made up
That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!
Let’s get him!
/s
Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!
No need to kink shame
It’s alright.
She was only slightly suspicious I chose a romantic comedy…