lol, I think I meant to say “cave” but the idea of cumming from hearing about the possibility of having testicular torsion is too funny to fix.

I was worried I had testicular torsion but didn’t think my pain was high enough for it, but there’s only so many times you can read stuff like “getting it addressed within X hours has Y% chance of saving the testicle” before you came lol. (It was actually a UTI or something.) The doc told me that it’s a 10, “well, more like an 11.”

Source?

Person: offers you an apple

You: “Personally, I prefer organic, homemade apple pie! Not APPLE SLOP!”

The fediverse chick never messaged you?

I was like “do I?” And looked around my room for the first thing I could use as an improvised club and my eyes landed on a sex toy.

Incorrect, 10 is the average for the average human.

Wisdom is such a weird attribute in ttrpgs, it is often overloaded with the concept of perception. But at the same time I don’t necessarily think it should be split to it’s own thing, more attributes aren’t necessarily better.

What is “my guy syndrome” and how do I handle it?

Because they’re all over the sidewalk lol. I have a tree in my yard.

Not you, the comment prior.

I don’t think relative dates is associated with proprietary software or enshitification. I’m using Lemmy over Jerboa (both FLOSS and not enshitified) and it uses relative dates.

When was your comment made? I didn’t strip out any information.

lol that won’t go well

Why’d you have to ditch gaming? I play games all the time on Linux. Steam works just fine.

How can it waste our medical resources when the government doesn’t pay for our healthcare? lol

At no point did I ever think any transphobe would be convinced by this.

You want to try and grift people who are against snake oil?

HBO Max’s customer support is a nightmare.

It’s a thought experiment though, in the magical world where we could have all of humanity tied to rail road tracks by an omnipotent being, I don’t assume there to be a finite number of people.