No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don’t understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.

Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long…

Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol

Grandpa Joe sucks but what @EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone said is accurate. I am disabled since the age of 8. I can do things with different bursts of excitement and energy but I will 100% pay for it later.

Like, I work a full time job in the federal government with several severe neurological disabilities, but I lay around on the weekends to recover from the preceding week.

lol, i’m not a liberal.

This is Stephen Miller, hiding behind his pregnant wife as they are running trying to escape the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting.

Apparently only boomer comedy and MAGA comedy. (Oxymoron)

Exactly. Fuck MAGA. This is for the homies who love to laugh at & mock them.

The only thing I can say is that I didn’t think through what I was doing. That’s not an excuse though.

As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

Totally my fault.

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I didn’t make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.

If I understand correctly…Rose way laying on a couch because she didn’t feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)

Hugo Boss 1939 collection.

I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

Big brain activities!!

I’m not sure but psilocybin was involved.

My whats on whats?

Isn’t that just ancient Egypt? At any rate, based AF.

Lmao @ the cop

I also like being kink shamed. (Not a secret)