He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.

That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.

He does own a “media” company. I’d be willing to bet that he billed himself for the work like he charges the Secret Service to stay at his hotels.

Locking him in a room blasting Obama speeches on loop 24/7 for the rest of his life would be a fun social experiment.

Infusion - Daylight Hours

The mechanism that allows him to feel is indeed broken.

grapefruiting is superior IMO

Pretend you are a Marvel universe bicycle mechanic and invent adamantium bike parts

Norbit.

I mean, it was questionable then too. But looking back on how Eddie Murphy decided to tank his career says a lot about how comedians of the time loved punching down.

Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?

I wonder if the divorce is a result of her killing enough of their dogs to finally call it quits.

I haven’t checked lately, is the price still on the can, though?

Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.

I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!

toxic old boss from before i got my professional job.

TIL that Kansas King is a thing and this isn’t a McDowells from Coming to America situation.

Tactical Sanitization Operations

I’d have to agree. cowards wouldn’t do it just because there’s no large body of water separating them from consequences.

Wake me up once they’ve given up there and punch down enough to go to war with the Crips.

I also would rather play more games written for a female protagonist. 3 decades of male player characters is plenty.