Wednesday!

Elsa and Shaggy.

Woo 222!

The distance is shortened by pspspspsps

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

A page that just says “Made you look” and a visitor counter.

Is this centrism or is it just a bad faith argument from a bigot?

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus

Neptune

PLUTO

Cold dead hands. Cold. Dead. Hands!

He’s not the messiah

Give me more of these!

Or just save it to one of those 16tb hard drives we have nowadays. They can’t remove it from your own collection either way.

Somebody needs to introduce Germany to the space bar already.

There’s a subtitle at the bottom.

A band-aid-on-a-broken-leg solution that might help mobility where what would definitely help mobility is paying them more.

We need to standardise the headline nomenclature from:

Jimmy Carter turns 100

to:

Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter; president turns 100

I’d be happy with that.

Answer your fucking email! I’ve been waiting for a response for like a month!

I aspire to be the frog for my dog every day!

Kendrick said he did on Not Like Us and so now it’s a meme, truth and weight of the situation be damned I guess.

The sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfIbbP3vuwA

This after the try guys thing and the university dean hearings thing make me wonder if there’s an SNL writers challenge to try and find the worst possible take on any given situation.