I always wondered how they taught the animals to memorize the script.

Just to be safe, throw out the welcome mat, and replace it with a “Do you have a warrant?” mat.

I always pick a light character while learning the courses, and then switch to the biggest fastest one once I have got my routes figured out.

Bikes ALWAYS.

Do you notice that the green ones are MUCH worse than red and yellow peppers?

Also, what are your thoughts on seltzer water?

I can taste bitterness that others don’t. I’m always looking for other people with the same “gift”.

It’s Meatwad.

And he may technically be a child.

I recommend Swappa

I second this. Every phone I’ve bought in the past 3-4 years has come from Swappa.

Coming from someone who worked at a cell phone store for nearly 10 years: Buying your phone from the network provider is probably the dumbest way to do it.

That’s how they make it impossible to buy anything that isn’t Apple.

iPhones are great for teenagers and the elderly.

But, if you actually know how to use your phone, Android is the way to go.

If anywhere on my body is itchy, and I scratch it, everywhere else will, one by one, all claim to need scratched.

The most heirloom thing I own is a special publication from our local newspaper from 1933(? I’m not sure if the exact year, but it’s definitely the thirties) that used to belong to my great grandmother.

It’s a newspaper sized book that’s maybe 50 pages and it celebrates the 150th anniversary of my hometown.

I don’t think it’s worth any significant money, but I think it’s fascinating to flip through the stories and read the old ads.

There’s no question that sugar is bad for you. I just wanted to point out that the person I was replying to was VERY wrong about what diabetes is and how it works.

This is why I always remove the shells at the store before they weigh the bag!

…if you deserve soup.

You can also turn your dinner into a sandwich by putting it on a slice of bread, and putting another slice on top!

As a general rule, if someone only talks to you because it’s part of their job, they probably don’t really want to talk to you.

Sorry, I’m just hung up on whether or not U lock should get a or an.

I know it’s a vowel, but it doesn’t sound right with “an” since the “you” sound phonetically starts with a Y.

Not criticizing the post or anything, just a weird thing I noticed.

My wife has diabetes and I can tell that you think you know what you’re talking about, but you’re very wrong.

Who do you think would be studying this sort of thing?

Bored housewives addicted to true crime drama?

For “calories per serving”, absolutely, but nowhere on the packaging does it say Sugar Free because that’s a completely different claim that would be completely false.

When the water tastes like cancer spreading nitrates, that’s a usually a bad sign.