Lee Jackson’s “How’d I dod” from the Rise of the Triad OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZOafpi5Eg

No, we’re left, please pay attention 🙃

If it were 10k it would have been a genius buy though!

Here’s what I do on my phone most of the time nowadays:

• Practice sudoku @ sudoku.coach
• Practice chess @ Lichess
• Practice Japanese @ renshuu.org

I almost got rid of all of my doomscrolling with actual brain activity. It feels great, and having different topics to choose from helps break the monotony.

his Scooby-Doo villain ass

Oh, so we live in the “Scooby gang lost” timeline. Everything makes sense now.

There’s no way I read all of this and survive.

Eh, I’d have more fun if we didn’t mention this asshat altogether. 😛

Another successful Saturday night in my book!

OK Google, handle this social interaction as if I was inebriated.

I just think relying on a strawman is not a very good way to make fun of something.

He says so much dumb shit that you don’t really have to exaggerate in order to make him sound stupid.

Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Outsourcing your revolution to the billionaire oligarch has to be one of the takes of all time.

Me: Can we have Lenin?

Mom: We have Lenin at home.

Lenin at home:

They would be, if the political and electoral system supported it.

Which is obviously not the case in the US.

Sir, this is 2025, we don’t do nuanced opinions here anymore.

Mandatory Brandolini’s Law plug.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandolini’s_law

Customs and Border Protection

French person to the rescue.

It’s \mo\ or “m-oh”.