Some put “MS 13” in power point text boxes on their shirts already.

He’s a complete and utter bell-end.

James Corden.

Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels’ young ones.

I always liked the TRX 850 when I was a kid. Maybe I should have a look at current price levels.

40-channel Stereo, dude!

That the name “Trump” is in the Epstein files.

Well, he’s supposed to resemble Stalin from the original picture, to which it’s pretty close.

Is your friend very wealthy?

Norton were pretty successful racing those bikes too, but they were too thirsty and had inherent heat issues.

What

But if you smoke, you don’t notice other smokers smelling like shit, which is nice.

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Lock it up! Lock it up! Lock it up!

Shots fired.

Sure do.

The French legal system probably doesn’t stack individual sentences and go “I sentence you to a combined twenty-eight thousand years in prison” like they do in the US.

Hope the police bike was able to catch up with that Polo. Nasty.

I once received e-mails from Klarna that I suspected to be spam since they mentioned another person. At some point I decided to be brave and open the PDF that was supposedly a credit contract. Turns out the e-mails were indeed legit, just that I had received some Bavarian lady’s personal data and details about a coffee table she’d purchased buy now, pay in instalments. I contacted customer support (which was hard enough) and told them there was a mix-up and that I would prefer not to receive someone else’s personal details and information about their online shopping habits. They said alright, we’ll see to it. A couple weeks later, I received more e-mails. The lady had apparently purchased clothes she couldn’t afford to pay in cash. That’s when I contacted Klarna again (via letter this time) and demanded for them to tell me what happened and to tell the other person that their data had leaked to me. Turns out that I had once or twice paid with Klarna in the past and they therefore had my mobile phone number from back then. I hadn’t had that number for years after switching contracts and getting a new number, but it turns out that the woman in Bavaria had apparently been assigned that number. She used it for her Klarna payments and that’s why Klarna sent her data to my e-mail.

Since I consider their incompetence a violation of GDPR laws, I made a complaint with German authorities, who handed the case over to Sweden. It’s been two years and I’m still waiting to hear what happens of it. I still get regular “We’re still working on it” correspondence from Berlin, though.

This is the way.