Is this a glitched out liminal space?

Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs. /s

I imagine Musky will be lamenting the end of slavery on June 14th.

Chaining people’s immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

*Yes, I know employees are paid however they can’t change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

This sounds like the Number 1 and Number 2 headbands from Afro Samurai.

It’s got my vote.

Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

Where I can sign up?

My cat starts telling me at 7 am that they need food.

Democrats “This is a moral scandal!”

Republicans “Yeah, Platner didn’t try to fuck a child.”

Is this how we talk to kitties now? No pspspsps; now it’s Thdpsssps

Even worse, 666dollarfootlong will summon all the discourse around the þorn.

The only smart toaster that I want.

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Big Bread wants your data!

When you are so far right, everyone is far left.

I don’t gamble. I buy stocks in companies.

Hello Pot. My name is Kettle.

First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.

Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.

This format can also be used for billionaires.

The Incredibles 2

“Math is fucking math.”

Not if we give both of them a little fair amount of PCP.