yes the thing that changed was lead posioning from gas and chain smoking cigs starting at 12

Later: oh oh have to lick the whole table

I would either way

Ah boomers they stole from their parents , they stole from their kids. The most selfish generation in history.

Like how old are you seriously

When sony, nintendo, and xbox were charging more money for tarrif reasons , i stopped buying from them and only bought games on steam.

Cops were invented 150 years ago originally as slave catchers,the more you know.

aliens took it in his sleep

wait until they start doing a weird thing youve never seen another cat do before

ye its called a glass flour jar to pour in.

call the number on the back of the can and tell them. they love to hear when bottlers are screwing them and will fix the supply chain issue. Also you have a good chance of getting coupons for free seltzer. I did it before when I bought dr pepper 2 years ago and one can was half full. I call the company thanked me for the info and send me coupons for 3 12 packs of dr pepper in appreciation.

The diarrhea will continue until morale improves

WSJ: stop drinking water our data centers need it instead

what in the abomination is ricktrump

I heard his 2nd term plans are opening up a femboy hooters

I paid ninety nine cents, I expect to get my crabs one way or another

I find the ol teddy ruxpin to be quite the panty dropper