1000%

Seriously, if you want to get murdered by a big cat that’s how you do it.

So she stole $60000 from the months of hard working publishers and $122 from authors

They don’t need to endorse her, but the only smart move is to vote for her.

My friend and I were heading back home from a work trip on a Halloween a few years back. We decided to pay extra for early boarding on a flight that was like 90-95% full. Instead of taking a seat in the front we went all the way to the back of the plane and grabbed seats in the 2nd to last row on opposite sides of the isle. A flight attendant was in the back with us wearing a devil costume. I decided then, that I would be a sick person for Halloween. As the plane filled I got a barf bag out and leaned against the window and made the most im about to puke face I could. my plan worked, 5 hours of flying with nobody in my row. the back 2 rows except mine had 2 people per section. And the row in front of me had 3. Best costume decision ever! Yeah I know total dick move but I have no regrets. The flight attendant thought I was hilarious and we shot the shit most of the flight.

I think she could pull off a different style of short but I disagree it’s a good look at least compared to her long hair. Sucks someone grossed her out so much she felt the need to cut it.

It’s always a cop, not a hitman

The house and electoral college need to be tied directly to population. It’s already a clown fest give California 65 reps to Wyoming’s one

Even if you were retirement age that’s a bad idea

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. While I like her content it’s about theme parks and cartoons. Nader helped get us safer cars, safer work places, safer water, FOIA, and 9/11 + 2 major decades long wars. When Jenny’s career leads us to trillions of spending attacking countries that weren’t actually responsible for attacking us she can say she’s on Nader’s level.

Who needs chicken fighting when you have cock magic

Because nobody actually thought he would win.

It’s not even good and they don’t have fucking BBQ sauce

Sounds like they should have released it for $30 more and called it early access

He has to pay a lot more than $20 to get his hair cut like that, it’s $20 for the cut and $80 to make them do it in that style.

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

Identical twins wouldn’t make a baby either

One of my favorite things I’ve seen on the internet was a gif mashup of don’t stop me now with a gif of a porn where everybody looked coked out of their minds and this girl is dancing all crazy.

Looks like everyday is her cake day. #imgoingtohellforthis

Nobody is horny and humanity dies hornyness = greed for sex.