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I feel like most cats I’ve met in my life would have mauled me to death, had I tried that

That sounds like “touching” has a really loose definition. If we go that way, you could say that our bodies are clouds of atoms that never touch one another

“allies”

Equally useless? More like twice as useless, you mean!

Oh just that square packing thing from the post. There have been many posts/jokes about it being a mathematically optimal solution that feels irritatingly wrong.

I find the whole thing funny because it’s a very niche scientific concept that somehow made it to popular culture to the same level as a zombie game.

I wonder how many people would have understood both references just a few years ago. Yet today, not only someone made a meme out of this, but it also gets a good deal of upvotes. That’s the internet culture I love!

But then you won’t have a middle one to look straight ahead. Go for 5 instead

That baffles me too. Being annoyed by an obnoxious ad instantly puts the brand in my naughty, to-boycott list.

Like, if I ever need to use a VPN, guess who I’ll go out of my way to never, ever use? That’s right NordVPN, go fuck yourself! I’ve never used you and I already hate you.

How do people care so little that it’s still a beneficial strategy for brands?

Do you think memes will survive The Great Civilizational Collapse of 202X?

Oooh I cleaned mine today as well. Dull minds think alike!

The untold truth is that feelings were reportedly involved. Which obviously cannot be allowed to stand.