Knock Knock

“Who’s there?”

Impatient cow

“Impatient cow-”

Moo!

In regards to php and js, unless you are talking about node.js, they are in opposition.

In regards to asp.net, everyone other than windows corporate fanboys dogged the shit out of it. I got hired to a firm who asked for example code, and I submitted a php CRUD that I wrote in just a few hours.

Go through all the paperwork and basic onboarding: and it is asp.net. Fixed a couple of obvious bugs the first couple of days but quit.

Ruby on Rails got a lot of hype from my friend back in the day, but he wasn’t much of a programmer but kept pushing me to learn it. Just wasn’t my jam.

I find that perl, php, python, and js are my most used approaches for web dev. Everything else I write in assembly. /joking, just had one class on it, and to those who can develop in pure assembly, I will bend my fucking knee. "Forgive me, m’Lord, for I am but a simple man. Please afford me forgiveness for needing just a little bit of abstraction. I know I don’t deserve it.

Don’t spout your religious views as facts.

The cook should be represented as the database.

Back in the 80’s, my brother “hacked” a pizza place because he knew how they wrote green olives and black olives on their ticket. He dated a girl who worked there for a stint.

I don’t remember how it worked and he has since passed, but it was something with the order that he would list the toppings that would fuck up the cook, so the order always came out wrong and boom! Free pizza.

A fat chance means the odds are so wide it would be impossible. Like, you have so many slim chances at once on different factors for it to remotely work.

A slim chance means the odds are tight but there is an actual chance on a single factor.

One slim chance is better than 40 slim chances focused on a single goal, so fat chance.

When I use slim chance, I actually will try it if it isn’t going to work and it wouldn’t hurt to try.

Fat chance means you shouldn’t bother to try it. The stars would have to perfectly align.

Doesn’t mean the question isn’t speciest. Sounds like they are the type of person that says shit like “animals don’t have souls and can’t feel.”

Both sides of what?

People say I am a pretty fungi. I would rather be seen as a human.

But also, being a squirrel would be cool.

Turn into an animal? Wtf are you? I am an animal. Humans are animals… so confused.

Doom. Meh. Pointless. Not practical.

Now, running Doom from a database and acheiving 30 fps, now that’s impressive. Installing linux on your car’s computer, very impressive. Doom on your car’s computer?

Well good job lowering the resale value. I pray they got the bluetooth and GPS to work.

How are you this daft that I have to spend a week to explain my point?

Well, Lemmy on Voyager is just doom scrolling and toxic with less content. I must be missing something if it is otherwise.

More like corporate welfare. Windows 10 was touted as just going to be called Windows, no more versions persè as it would be just an agile rolling release.

Then Intel was like, “these peeps are using 24 year old computers and slapping SSDs in them… we need to do something to get people to buy computers, Micro$lop.”

And they replied with Windows 11, which forced people to buy new Intel hardware, slapped a new UI that is buggy and gross, threw in copilot, and it takes a ton of registry edits to make the damn thing usable for me.

Anout to go back to BSD or just say, “fuck technology” and become an electrician.

Developers don’t decide who acquires them.

That’s why it is sad. You have a really good team and the money hungry management sells them out. That is sad.

And you are correct, and to add to it, your formatting information also takes up space. But your point is far more pertinent.

Hey Jane, how do I get off this crazy thing… called Love?

Such a tragedy. Black Isle and Bioware were such a great combo in the late 90’s.

Just following the fate of Bethesda and Id: kiddos, your heros will die. So it goes.

CDPR hopefully will not make these same mistakes… or they already have.

It was made by an LLM running on Windows ME.

Cut AI some slack. /jj

But damn, people did hold onto Win XP SP3 because Vista was shit and 7, just like 10, had very rough starts.

And fuck 11. The first time a computer’s OS had Intel Inside.

Learn asp.net? Bro, are you still running edge in IE mode in the 20’s?

Ruby on rails? That was a recommendation in like 06. /sardonic

I am not defending php, but it can serve a purpose. Surprised they didn’t mention perl.

Also surpised they are comparing PHP to JS. That’s comparing cattle farming to cooking a burger.

It isn’t like it makes me cool. I was talking about how I enjoy making shit.

And I don’t fucking care about downvotes. I can’t cash in internet points. God, the voting system which Reddit and Digg used was supposed to be for relevancy, not about if you agreed or not.

I don’t know you, and outside of the respect of general life, I don’t give a fuck what some random person on the internet thinks of me. In fact, I don’t want you to know me.

However, if you met me, you would get a solid realization that text is a terrible form of communication.

You cannot see the tone of my voice. You cannot hear the look on my face. You cannot feel my energy without a handshake.

I don’t like toxicity over the fact that all I said was it isn’t practical to install Doom on your car.

But you can hate me all you want. Don’t know why you specifically just want to rage on the internet as if this means a single thing to your life.

The newspaper will come out after I am dead and I will not be mentioned.

We have 8 billion people on this planet who want to judge me, so I won’t bother with doing your “job”.

But I think if you did know me, you might be kinder and recognize I am not an asshole.

I am a prick, and that is fair. Assholes get fucked. So… get fucked. I have to go to work.

And an mp3 player, where you start with a personally designed pcb, solder on the components, design the core logic, write the code, attach an LCD, and print an enclosure. Meh? You build one.

You’re so meh, I bet you think this comment is about you. You’re so meh! Don’t you, don’t you, dooon’t you!

I am not asking what your definition of propaganda is. I am saying I am missing your frame of reference.

She doesn’t do propaganda. We would have never, ever dated. She ended up working at a hospital.

So I guess raising awareness for women to check themselves and how to for breast cancer (literally what she did) is somehow now propaganda.

You don’t like boobs and human lives? Are you one of those anti-breast-checkers? Breast cancer denier?

Well, I am drinking the kool-aid, Alex Jones. /simply being facetious, not mocking you, so please take no offense.

So I do computers/networks/programming, and I have a big white board in my living room.

She was finishing her bachelors and I came home one day to find she wrote “I am so sick of talking about talking!”

I didn’t erase it. Just worked around it. And I would point at it anytime I had to repeat myself. I am obviously a charmer.

But we aren’t together now, actually, because she didn’t want children and I did. So it goes.