This game looks boring. Graphics are weak. How much XP did you get for the bird friending quest?

Edit: shit, that’s not a bird, is it? Well, don’t I look foolish now?

“In a row?”

Well I’ve already met him, but the first time Jabba the Hut wasn’t in the background, so I’d definitely like a do-over.

Not just the ass, but the oxen and sheep, too!

Yeah, I really enjoy dry sarcasm, but it doesn’t always come across in text. That one’s on me. My bad.

This is antima propaganda. Antima is a terrorist organization, unlike the patriotic Proton Boys.

I’d rather times not be tough, but it seems that’s no longer allowed.

He’s like the reverend from Footloose without the saving grace of being played by John Lithgow.

Hmm… I wonder how they’d feel about my Bachelor’s in Spanish Language and Culture.