“Why do all the black guys call each other Monica?”

We say “Assalam alaikom” or just “Salam” which translate to “Peace upon you”, that is how we greet each other.

For those who don’t understand it’s Arabic:

As-salamu alaykum (Arabic: ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ, as-salāmu ʿalaykum, Arabic: [as.sa.laː.mu ʕa.laj.kum] (listen)), also written salamun alaykum and typically rendered in English as salam alaykum, is a greeting in Arabic that means ‘Peace be upon you’. The salām (سَلَام, meaning ‘peace’) has become a religious salutation for Muslims[1][2] worldwide when greeting each other, though its use as a greeting pre-dates Islam, and is also common among Arabic speakers of other religions (such as Arab Christians and Mizrahi Jews).

Sauce: wiki

They do like salman

Some really DISLIKE Salman. I think there’s still a fatwā.

Well, I like him. He’s solemn.