• Sotuanduso@lemm.eeEnglish
      27·
      2 months ago

      hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
      *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

      *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
      Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        9·
        2 months ago

        Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

        • Sotuanduso@lemm.eeEnglish
          10·
          2 months ago

          we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

          *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁

  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    17·
    2 months ago

    Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

    Adds Freud to resume

  • SoylentBlake@lemm.eeEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

    Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume

  • Maeve@kbin.earth
    51·
    2 months ago

    Tbf, I’m fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don’t crucify me.