“Epic Meal Time” was a mistake.
Good god is that a facehugger?
That has to be ai generated right?..right??
Nope, it is real
Oh no
too much mustard
I hate to tell you this, but that’s not mustard, that’s cheese.
(I’m actually mostly grossed out by it because 
. I actually really like a (vegan) shitty cheese sauce.)*cheese-flavored food product
why you… why you gotta write it like that
I made some really good vegan nacho cheese once. Made from cashews
The only good thing about American culture is the food and the beer
“beer” - you mean the piss they call that way?
It’s cold and it’s ready okay?
Bud Light drinker spotted
Try drinking a Bell’s Two-Hearted and tell me it tastes like pisswater. I’m not saying it’s for everyone but it’s definitely got some taste to it
Worse: German.
My body, my choice. And I’m fucking making choices over here!
