Well…that should have been obvious. It’s the digital version of, “Behold this doll I made from your hair and fingernail clippings. It’s a representation of my love and patience…for you. Would you like to go on a date with me? Wait…where are you going?”

I have done every cringe thing imaginable. Know that when I tell you that you are cringe that it comes from deeply personal experience that still keeps me up at night.