let’s see what story he has next?
New story about what happened about to drop
Has he straightened out his story yet?
“I don’t know who that woman is and I’ve never met her in my life.”
“Okay so I have met that woman but have never touched her.”
“Okay so I did touch her at a nightclub but I’ve never been in a nightclub toilet with her…”
He admitted to raping her, but said he was drunk
Is a trial even necessary at this point? I can’t think of a situation where being drunk mitigates anything
When you are too drunk to function, it can be a mitigating circumstance with certain crimes
Dani Alves about to buy a GPT-4 subscription
This time, the ai created a new story. This is still better than whatever he has come up with.
Total accidental dick slip it is.
Scenes when his statement starts out with “As an AI language model…”
He’s going Right Back to jail
Watch how he ends up getting acquitted just like every other footballer who’s had allegations thrown at them.
You can’t convince me that money and power have no influence here.
Weinstien? Jimmy Saville? R Kelly? Just to name a few. In todays world (thankfully), sexual predators are starting to find less places to hide.
youd be very surprised if he wasn’t acquitted wouldn’t you? money talks mate
Have yall not read about this case at all lol? He’s going away for a long time. Money and power is not an absolute thing. Plenty of rich people go to jail, it’s just less frequent. He’s absolutely going to prison
On 20 January 2023, Alves was arrested by Catalan police and remanded in custody without bail on charges of sexual assault.[118][119][120] The alleged assault occurred at a Barcelona nightclub on 30 December 2022.[121][122] The complainant had filed an official complaint on 2 January 2023.[123][124] El Periódico de Catalunya reported that the complainant alleged to police and in court that after a waiter led her to meet Alves at the nightclub’s VIP area, Alves twice made her touch his penis against her will, then ordered her to follow him into the nightclub’s bathroom, prevented her from leaving the bathroom, threw her onto the ground, slapped her, tried to force her to fellate him, put her against the sink, then moved her to the toilet, raped her and ejaculated.[125][126] According to El Periódico, semen that matched Alves’ DNA was collected from samples from inside the complainant’s vagina, from her underwear, from her dress, and from the bathroom floor; the complainant was documented by a hospital to have suffered a knee injury consistent with her allegations; and investigators found seven fingerprints around the bathroom that matched the complainant’s account of events, with the complainant giving her account without knowing that investigators had such evidence