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A four-panel comic.
- A king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, ‘Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.’
- His servant with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, ‘But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.’
- The king stands atop the castle, confidently declaring, ‘Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.’ In the background, a warrior charges at the castle, yelling ‘RAAAA!’
- The charging warrior bounces off the castle wall with a ‘BOING!’ sound effect. The servant comments, ‘Genius, my lord.’
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Player: I unleash an army of ants at the marshmallow castle.
I cast industrial strength campfire.
Ants? I unleash the NYC school district’s kids on the castle.
Might need to focus group the castle design with enemies who don’t charge directly at a wall.
Is there even such a thing?
Oh yeah? Unless he’s princess bubblegum, I’m pretty sure someone else built it.
Problem. If a siege starts, population will eat the walls
Someone’s gonna Smore that shit!
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Stack 'em to the heavens!
