Why Does This Ad Capitalize Every Word?
The ad was written by capitalists
It’s mildly infuriating.
“Sell on eBay”
This is where you can get rid of his corpse, apparently
Corpses are not people, corpses are objects. Objects with value are goods. And eBay sells goods. So as long as someone considers the withered husk of a war criminal to have value (I know I do), it all adds up.
i’m interested in the fashion henry kissinger. instead of draping fox fur around your neck (cruel, outdated fashion), try skinned war criminals (ethical, modern fashion)
How much for a jowl?
sloppily shakes face
Aroooo!
They do have him on eBay. Right in the hell section on the left!
for when u need genocide and the complete dvd series of supernatural at a low low price
I wonder if they have filters, or if you get similar replies for search terms like “nuclear weapons”, “cocaine”, or “child porn”.
Huh. I never knew Kissinger was a Ferengi. What does a Slice of Kissinger cost these days?
What’s the conversion rate of genocide victim tears to Kissenger Nickels?
I’m pretty sure the seller is an Eve Online player.
