Wait…

Accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt. I thought they did nothing wrong and it was peaceful.

Look.

I know we helped destroy your towns, infrastructure, and people, and gave Assad all the gas based munitions to kill your women and children, but…come on lol. It was joke bro!

That YouTube clip lol

“No no no. You have to shut up and let me cook.”

That stuff is so good.

Id go with “infinitesimal granule of low grade road salt”

He would be on camera already if he was in Moscow.
Someone would have captured footage of it and leaked it on line.

Unique ability as a practical problem-solver

Lmao

He stepped down rapidly in a plane over Homs.

There is also lack of him popping up like a fucking wack a mole to bitch about being overthrown.

I didn’t say that it would be insurgent fire.

Just that Weak Chin MaGee would be shot down.

Link plz this is crazy

Holy shit! The Russians shot him out of the sky??

There are some reports he was shot down.

By the Russians lol.

Go go go! Eat up all the Russians too! They shot at your people and helped him gas them.

Holy fuck lol. I sorta called it.

Well, there goes Cuntface with all the money he can carry. It would be a shame if he wandered to close to the fighting and was shot down.

God damn it.

Now it’s in my head.

You insidious bastard.

So…The Spectre

Its not our fault they keep removing the peaceful means to fight for our dignity.

Maybe they will.

Or maybe the next guy won’t be so quick to deny a cancer patients claim because he doesn’t want to be the next one ambushed.