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Well, if it ever happens, I’ll try to remember to let you know!

I’m in. I’ll be over in the corner dancing with the corner.

Don’t stop

This warning can’t be dire enough.

Arbitrarily Doing Humorous Deeds

Couldn’t have happened to a more gullible bunch of habsburgers

Oh, I get it! First guy’s answer to the horribly overused meme question “Is it loss?” is to kill second guy, because fuck no, it isn’t loss, goddamit.

Whew! Here I was, worried that it’d actually be that terrible, terrible meme.

A boiling sewage pit.

Among many aspects, I liked that at first I had to figure out what instances are, that some instances required an application and I had to wait for approval, and looking at all the other instances users come from. It’s a very different feel than reddit et al, and I hope itv stays that way.

Typical clanker reply mods ban this one now pls thx

As someone raised in evangelical Christianity and fought my way out, this guy’s not fucking kidding, and neither is he being overly dramatic. I suggest you act with frightening speed and ruthless efficiency, leaving no blade of grass untouched nor smallest nook or cranny overlooked. As you act, do not waver in your fortitude, and do not for even a moment to allow yourselves to consider that you may be acting “a bit rash.” It is imperative that you cease immediately the spread of this pestilence.

Why would I say that to them over a sax scene? Is it a particular bad sax scene? I’ve seen some that weren’t exactly great, but I can’t imagine saying that to my parents just because there’s a sax playing scene.

Noooooooooo why did you do this! My eyes were shielded from the bad word! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined!

Beyond deranged.

This is in the Maldives. MVR = Maldivian Rufiyaa.

Per the article:

The sample was collected on April 7. Eurofins issued its results on April 10. According to the lab report, the 24-hour composite found:

• Hexavalent chromium at 0.0104 milligrams per liter, just above the lab’s reporting limit of 0.01 mg/L. Hexavalent chromium is classified as a known human carcinogen by the US National Toxicology Program. It is the substance the Erin Brockovich case was built around.

• Arsenic at 0.0025 mg/L. That is below the federal drinking water standard of 0.01 mg/L, but present.

• Strontium at 1.17 mg/L. Mazloum’s technical report on the findings noted that long-term exposure can affect bone density and kidney function in humans and wildlife.

• Lithium and vanadium at concentrations Lazarte’s letter described as abnormally high relative to rainwater or normal groundwater.

• Elevated levels of manganese, iron, phosphorus, calcium, magnesium and potassium consistent with industrial discharge. Manganese, a battery process tracer, can have neurological effects at chronic doses. Excess phosphorus can cause algae blooms that strip oxygen from waterways.

• Ammonia in the form of nitrogen at 1.68 mg/L, amplifying the algae bloom risk

Just wait. You’ll know when.

‘Tis better to yeet than be yoted. – proverb of some dubious kind

Fuck ‘em, and their law

If I was off spot with mine, I’d get the polite approach, equally polite examination of setting, a genteel “No, not quite my tempo”, and moving on as smoothly as if I’d never been born. I loved them all, but she was ever the princess.