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FundMECFS to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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FundMECFS to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
  • @theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
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    38•4 months ago

    I’m reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

    • Maeve
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      11•4 months ago

      Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

      • @theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
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        6•4 months ago

        :(

    • @Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

      Pedos downvoting

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