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@salty_chief@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

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@salty_chief@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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  • @Allero@lemmy.today
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    Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you’re essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.

    • @MTK@lemmy.world
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      Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.

      • @Allero@lemmy.today
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        Sucking dick is then always hetero, because it goes in on the other side, so kinda reversed too?

        • @OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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          Sucking dick is always okay

          • @JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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            Can you imagine if they homies weren’t cool with a little BJ now and again?!

    • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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      Wiping your ass is especially gay

      • @Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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        I read a story where a guy didnt wipe ass cause it makes you gay. He let it dry out and “handle itself”. I was really hoping he was pro-bidet…

        • @ryannathans@aussie.zone
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          3•2 months ago

          That makes my ass itch just reading it

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