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m3t00🌎 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 7 months ago

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

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m3t00🌎 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 7 months ago
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SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration had left a single set of wind chimes as the sole predictor of approaching hurricanes. “In the wake of hundreds of layoffs at the National Weather Service, […]
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    I’ll put a wind chime on my car so I always know what direction the wind is blowing. No hurricane is going to sneak up on me!

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