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minus-square@RedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish37•edit-26 months agoNo, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
minus-square@coyootje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish18•6 months agoAnd they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
minus-square@RedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•6 months agoIsn’t that why they executed him the first time?
minus-square@RealFknNito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•6 months agoNothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
minus-square@MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-23 months agodeleted by creator
No, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
Isn’t that why they executed him the first time?
Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
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