@yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 5 months agoThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.message-square71fedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down15
arrow-up1414arrow-down1message-squareThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.@yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 5 months agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-square@Wilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish26•5 months agoYou will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it. I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
minus-square@P00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•5 months agoI don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
minus-square@radix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•5 months agoAlways eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
minus-square@P00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•5 months agoGet Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
minus-square@betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoI was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
minus-square@Agrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•5 months agoI want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!