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minus-square@Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink36•4 months agoMy balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•4 months agoBut you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
minus-square@crawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilink21•4 months agois “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
minus-square@BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilink7•4 months agoThey wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•edit-24 months agoWhen did you start dating Lauren Boebert? Edit: grammar
minus-square@BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•4 months agoIm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoI’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
minus-square@BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•4 months agoThen you’ll love the source of my plagiarism my muse
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•4 months agoI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoNudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•4 months agoPlease don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.
My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.
But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?
is “direct sunlight” a code word for families at Shoneys?
They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I’m saying is I bought the tickets!
When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?
Edit: grammar
Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha
I’m enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.
Then you’ll love
the source of my plagiarismmy museI would never have gotten that reference. It’s delightfully absurd and obscene, though.
Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.
Please don’t bring reason and understanding into this, I’m trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.