Big dogs, little dogs. Black and white dogs. One little dog going in. Three big dogs going out. A red dog on a blue tree. A blue dog on a red tree. A green dog on a yellow tree. Some big dogs and some little dogs going around in cars. A dog out of a car.

That’s about as much as I’ve got memorized from Go, Dog Go, but I’ll add my favorite exchange between two dogs:

“Hello.” “Hello.” “Do you like my hat?” “I do not.” “Good-by.” “Good-by.”

Not sure about Schnauzers tho. They so ANGRY

If only humans were more like dogs