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BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms

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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms

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BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Sexually curious man Alex Poe was forced to memorize three pages of acronyms before diving into a new kink.
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    At this point it’s not just for kinks, it’s for modern sexuality and dating in general.

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      True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

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        They’re into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

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          WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

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            Eyeball licking. It’s, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

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              What

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            It’s just eye licking.

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              Just…

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                I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?

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