I have to check the status page every few months just to make sure everything’s still okay.
https://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
Whew, still good.
Jokes on you. I died during Y2K.
Maybe we all did. ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ
I prefer the large hardon collider. 😏
It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch.
Spiderman reference 🤨😮🧐
They tried but couldn’t affect the laws of universe to do anything catastrophic … but they keep firing the thing without really knowing what will happen until it happens.
It’s like a bunch of kids with access to firecrackers and thousands of pounds of TNT.
Maybe nothing will happen … maybe something will.
That is so meh… The entire thing started with some scientist made the mistake of not using dumb normal people terms when speaking with a journalist and instead used scientific terms. So there’s a theretical possibility it may destroy the earth. There is also a theretical possibility that the atoms of a pencil may randomly align with the atoms of the table it’s resting on and fall through it to the floor below.
It will never happen of course but there is a theoretical chance it will happen just as there is a theoretical chance the the collider will destroy the earth.
But actually only some of us died.
