The horrors are like a Dark Souls boss.
I only need to defeat them once to progress, but they can never keep me from trying over and over again no matter how many times I die.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
The horrors are like a Dark Souls boss.
I only need to defeat them once to progress, but they can never keep me from trying over and over again no matter how many times I die.
Release the CRACOON!
Please, yes.
Limiting how much I can pull at a time (bandwidth) makes sense; limiting how much I can use in total is bullshit. It’s not like it can run out.
I was thinking about one of these earlier talking about Full Metal Alchemist vs FMA: Brotherhood. Everyone I’ve talked to who liked Brotherhood more, saw it first. Which makes me wonder if I would like it more had I not seen the original first.
Gargamel: “I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!”
The moon.
I don’t really remember any of the short stories assigned in English specifically, but I do remember one in my middle school textbook that I only remember because of the artwork. It was done by Stephen Gammel; the same dude that did the original artwork for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. It’s especially memorable because the story was just about some cute anthropomorphic animals working on a farm or something, but it had the same crazy “spider webs dripping with blood” style from the Scary Stories books.
I hella wish I could remember the name of the story, or at least the specific textbook it was in.
Everything retail is free if you want it hard enough and are comfortable with theft.
I used to think that was just the name of whoever invented it until I got interested enough to see that wasn’t the case. It was made by some dude name Chuck. Wasn’t even a doctor!
They won’t stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do “aggressive hospitality.” Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can’t stop you.
Calls Vader’s religion bullshit
Gets telepathically choked out
Vader: “Oh I guess it doesn’t hurt since it’s all bullshit, huh? I find your lack of faith disturbing. Especially since you’ve seen me do this shit, like, a million times before.”
I wanna put nuts on my Ford Fiesta and then glue a Chance to the undercarriage so it also has a huge dick.
“I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to.”
Elon Musk didn’t buy the company did he? This is the dumbest business decision since he changed Twitter’s name to X.
Or did someone just post their April fool’s joke way too late?
Provolone Panini
From eating a booger?!
I think I might prefer a dry heat even if that’s what would chap my lips. I sure as hell know I hate humid heat. 100+ heat with 80%+ humidity doesn’t even let you sweat do what it’s intended to do!
I actually am as cool as I thought I would be as a kid when asked what I think I would be like in 2025.
Unfortunately, what other people think is cool has changed dramatically.
Sugar, baby