I was already making sure my butt was out when reading C&H.

That’s like replacing your meth addiction with a crack addiction. Just do both.

Maybe he just took a leak, because pee is stored in the balls.

Die in the climate wars, or die because of the climate. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Terridise nuts LMAO 🤣

I’ve never felt like someone might kill me if they learn I am on the spectrum. I have felt that way if they found out I fuck dudes.

100%

Everyone gets some sort of income, but wouldn’t companies just subside the income by raising their prices?

This is always the argument; but any UBI bills worth a shit would have already thought of this and include laws on limiting that from happening.

Just being a passenger makes me uncomfortable.

“My anger sustains me.”

The big dick is a plus though.

The what now?

6’6’'.

I wish I was shorter. Everything is made for someone between 5’5’’ and 5’11’’ so I have to stoop, hunch or otherwise put myself in an awkward position to sit, or use large tools/machinery. Not to mention all the low ceilings/doorways that I have to duck under or hit my head on.

Clothing is also hard to get right. I end up with 3xl or even 4xl shirts that are still too short, because they think more about width. Most places don’t carry 2xlT. Even Big & Tall seems to forget the tall part.

I smoke.

I have; have you? Cuz you seemed to have missed mine, Mr. Pot.

Signed,

Kettle

It’s a moo point.

Not even just the clothing. I mean, you can change clothes, and lighting can affect colors pretty wildly (see: white/gold or blue/black dress). I don’t think anyone can change the shape of their face, grow a unibrow, and get a darker complexion in the span of 3 days, though.

Everybody talks about being so horny all the time and yet my ass is not currently being fucked. My mouth currently is empty. What the hell, fellas?

Have you heard of the big bang?

Did you know every murderer has been human? Which is why people being afraid of aliens doesn’t make any sense. Aliens have never killed anyone, but humans have killed a lot of people.

24 hours? That’s not enough time to fix anything 😮‍💨

Grindr has been a big help in me getting piped.