I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn’t get to devour me.

Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

  • Muerk@nerdculture.de
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    9 months ago

    I know a paramedic who was called to a home where the cat owner overslept. She now does not like cats. To be fair to cats, we are made of meat. If my cat were made of chocolate could I resist?