• Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Oh, I’m not joking. I have it on good authority Joe Biden is personally running down children with a chainsaw over in Ghazarmibad.

      You and me brother we are the same.

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        9 months ago

        Joe Biden is personally running down children with a chainsaw

        Donald Trump has never personally murdered anyone that we know of, so they are both equally good cool dudes and why is anyone even complaining?

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          9 months ago

          Donald Trump is chosen by God himself. When they say “he grabs women by the pussy” he is really just cleansing their soul so they can be in the presence of the divine.

          He also gets off on it.