MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
  • zabadoh@ani.social
    English
    10·
    9 months ago

    Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

    This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.

    Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

    • Malgas@beehaw.orgEnglish
      2·
      9 months ago

      The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

      –Anatole France