It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
Shiggity shiggity shwa!
Shwam. Doo. Two an haif. Sheven. shfrorteen teen. Twenty seven haif. Twenty seven, thirty seven WHAT’D YOU SAY?
Girlfriends age?
My IQ?