• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    Believe me👐, the best campaign managers have told me, everybody’s saying it👆, they’re, saying, “Donald, drop out of the race”. 🖐That would be an absolutely beautiful election move. 🤚Just terrific. 👋It’s true! ✊️Nobody could drop out of a race better than I could☝️

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      5 months ago

      Not bad Trumpspeak, but you’ve got one glaring error in there. Any time he quotes someone, that totally-not-made-up person calls him “sir.” Nobody would dare refer to the god-king by his first name!

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        5 months ago

        Also he needs to add some slurs.

        The “bad dentures” kind or the “racist bigot” kind, dealer’s choice.