Not to let reality get in the way of a good joke, but more than likley the sort who has this opinion, either does not send their child to school, or also has a problem with schools.
I love the way you opened with “not to let reality get in the way of a good joke” and then proceeded to make up your own version of reality that you liked better than the one being presented to you.
Not really a reality I prefer, just felt that the assumption that the hypothetical individual would care about school shooter drills is less likely than the target audience of the joke would assume.
Not to let reality get in the way of a good joke, but more than likley the sort who has this opinion, either does not send their child to school, or also has a problem with schools.
I love the way you opened with “not to let reality get in the way of a good joke” and then proceeded to make up your own version of reality that you liked better than the one being presented to you.
Not really a reality I prefer, just felt that the assumption that the hypothetical individual would care about school shooter drills is less likely than the target audience of the joke would assume.