ForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square241fedilinkarrow-up1830arrow-down113
arrow-up1817arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square241fedilink
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·4 months agoI bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4… Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4…
Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants
I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!