What if the tap is shut though?
Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead…
I can already see the headlines
“PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET”
Dis b Bushy’s WMD’s from Iraq?
We found em folks! Who’s sane! Put in! Operation free harm!
This would never work.
Source: I have tried
At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?
No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.
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That explains the later seasons of South Park
I’m fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?
We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn’t me
Importing russian oil
You can cover it over with a bush.
Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.
I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it
It was hamas!
Or Mexicans.
For frozen yogurt delivery