birdstrikes
You know when your balls get sweaty and stick to your thigh? So do planes.
When two planes like each other very, very much…
When someone takes a nightmare shit and extra vacuum is needed to sanitize the John.
Runs the margarita blender in the cockpit.
When the enemy has superior avian numbers, you drop this and fly into them.
That’s the built in leaf blower to make sure that the runway is clear for autumn landings. Most airports have their own de-leafing crews, but not all of them.
They were mandated to be installed after a string of landing crashes in the 90s got people making “fall” jokes too often, which upset the FAA.
If the pilot flies low enough, this will serve as a ground troop slice-n-dice. Advantages over conventional hardware include:
- Unlimited ammo
- A mfuckin sword
- See #2
- Long range (compared to a normal sword)
- Phallic
In recent news, Ukrainians are exploring ways to strap C4 to it.
In the event of a water landing, this’ll taxi the plane to your destination.
It act like the small training wheels in bikes. New pilots struggling with those big noisy engines put this small training propeller and feel confident.
Air brake. The fan rotates very fast but pushes air forward
When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
Wrong answers only
It’s for pedaling when you run out of fuel.
Plane is boat
water landing!
Exactly why they tell you the seats work as floatation devices
