“The room’s walls had heavy meat buildup.”

That’s it. Back to being a vegetarian.

Well now, no need for the shareholders to worry, SCOTUS overturned the Chevron ruling so there won’t be any enforcement of the regulations anytime soon. Good luck consumers!

Ah the gilded age. What a lovely experience that we decided to repeat for some reason.

In a statement, a Boar’s Head spokesperson said the company deeply regrets the impact of the recall, and said that said food safety is their “absolute priority.”

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Welp, I’m texting my friends and family.