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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Scientists Let Defrosted Neanderthal Run Around Shrieking Before Refreezing Him

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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SAN DIEGO—Appearing excited by a change of pace around the lab, researchers at the University of California, San Diego, reportedly laughed and cheered Friday as one of their perfectly preserved Neanderthal specimens regained consciousness and ran around shrieking after it was defrosted. “Releasing him from his cryochamber every so often is important to prevent loss […]
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