A guy walks into a whorehouse and asks for a blonde girl. He is welcomed to a room, and a lovely light-haired woman arrives. Soon they end up undressing, and he spots a dark bush between her legs.
“What the hell, I asked for a blonde!?”
The woman asks him to put his thumb on the nightstand next to the bed. He shrugs and places his thumb there.
The woman then grabs the ashtray off the nightstand and slams it onto his thumb.
The man howls in pain and shock, and says, “What the fuck?!?”
The woman says, “It’s only been banged once, but it’ll already start turning black tomorrow…”
A guy walks into a whorehouse and asks for a blonde girl. He is welcomed to a room, and a lovely light-haired woman arrives. Soon they end up undressing, and he spots a dark bush between her legs.
“What the hell, I asked for a blonde!?”
The woman asks him to put his thumb on the nightstand next to the bed. He shrugs and places his thumb there.
The woman then grabs the ashtray off the nightstand and slams it onto his thumb.
The man howls in pain and shock, and says, “What the fuck?!?”
The woman says, “It’s only been banged once, but it’ll already start turning black tomorrow…”
What do a bottle redhead and a 747 have in common?